I'd answer to James Lipton...
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WORD?
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WORD?
WHAT TURNS YOU ON?
WHAT TURNS YOU OFF?
WHAT SOUNDS DO YOU LOVE?
-My dog slurping water.
(There's another sound but I can't mention it because it would make the show not so family-friendly, but it has to do with why I call my GF "The PQ"!)
WHAT SOUND DO YOU HATE?
-Mortar rounds flying.
WHAT PROFESSION OTHER THAN YOURS WOULD YOU LIKE TO ATTEMPT?
WHAT PROFESSION WOULD YOU NOT LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN?
-Personal injury lawyer.
IF HEAVEN EXISTS, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR GOD SAY WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT THE PEARLY GATE?
-Welcome home, your family and friends are waiting for you at the multi-ethnic buffett table!