Thursday, February 24, 2005

Mint flavored tampons and 24 hour news channels

I don't know about you, but I was thinking about how neat it would be to have mint tampons! You know, for those hot summer days when you are just "not feeling so fresh"! But then again, I don't know whether or not we can feel the cooling sensation of mint "down there". I mean, my "down there" really can't tell the difference between plain ole' unscented tampons versus powder-scented tampons.

Also, I used to be able to tell time from what shows were on tv. With the onset of 24 hour news channels, I am no longer able to tell what time it is. I still don't like to wear watches now. I had to wear one when I was in Iraq, having to work both day and night shifts (not all at the same time, but you just never knew) it was good to have some sense of time.

Sigh!

2 comments:

John of Argghhh! said...

Okay there, Sarge. We need a "wimmin only" warning on posts like this!

Sean from DocintheBox said...

Maybe try a tucks medicated pad? hah hah hah!